People have lots of questions about this reported hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi. It appears as if the original story describing this as a politically motivated crime is highly questionable.

Here are some questions being raised.

We definitely aren’t getting the whole story here. It’s possible that this was just a staged hoax for political purposes or Paul Pelosi was having homosexual sex with this man and they got into a fight. There might be other explanations that I’m not thinking of right now.

Either way, it is hard to know exactly what happened, but the original narrative certainly does not add up based on what we now know.

This Cannibal Corpse track should be Paul Pelosi’s official theme song. That’s the only thing I’m sure of.

Hell, he’s been married to a woman whose face has always looked like it was smashed in by a hammer so it totally fits.