People have lots of questions about this reported hammer attack on Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi. It appears as if the original story describing this as a politically motivated crime is highly questionable.
Here are some questions being raised.
Why was Paul Pelosi’s attacker found in his underwear?
And why aren’t they bringing that part up more?
— Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 (@lavern_spicer) October 28, 2022
The more I am find out about the Paul Pelosi attacker, the more questions I have. He was in his underwear, he didn't attack until police arrived, police showed up due to a wellness check and the man arrested is a communist Castro supporter?
This right?
What the heck?
— Kambree (@KamVTV) October 28, 2022
A guy in his underwear with a hammer managed to break into the home of the person third in line to the presidency and police happened to arrive right as he assaulted Paul Pelosi after being called on a 2 am wellness check.
Definitely not incredibly weird at all.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 28, 2022
Police dispatch to Paul Pelosi home:
"RP (reporting person) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.”
pic.twitter.com/O0HeS0s0I5— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 28, 2022
I can't think of anything more dystopian than Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man radicalized by rampant conspiracy theories on Facebook and then being rushed to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital.
— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) October 29, 2022
REPORT: Police audio of the 'welfare check' call about Paul Pelosi identifies he called DAVID A FRIEND who seemed 'confused.'
TURN THE TV ON, CORPORATE MEDIA DOING THEIR BEST TO TIE THIS GUY TO POLITICS AND THE GOP..
— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) October 29, 2022
This whole Paul Pelosi being attacked by some dude in his underwear is sounding more and more like a Jussie Smolett story.
— WakeUpAmerica (@FukBidens) October 29, 2022
Don’t let anyone tell you that you are somehow a crazy conspiracy theorist for wondering why a young male nudist was in the house with Paul Pelosi when his wife has an entire police force dedicated to protecting her and her family.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 29, 2022
So, if I've got the narrative right, 82-year-old Paul Pelosi was in a struggle with a 46-year-old man over a hammer & the San Fran police showed up in the nick of time?
Has there ever been a case where the police show up & stop a physical assault after a break-in mid-progress?
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) October 28, 2022
Breaking INTO the Paul Pelosi home from the outside, wouldn’t the broken glass go INTO the house instead of outside the house? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/AATGlsRnjP
— FLCowboy (@1BoysFan) October 28, 2022
David Depape a Nudist protester from San Francisco..was in his underwear at Paul Pelosi home late at night. Im not buying what the left is selling on this. Was this a late night hook up gone bad? pic.twitter.com/gqI8RTPgLM
— BroPatriot (@Mvascovich) October 29, 2022
An illegal alien (Canadian) nudist advocate, homeless hippie, invades Paul Pelosi in his underwear? And Paul, the husband of @SpeakerPelosi who’s 3rd in line for the presidency, defends himself with a hammer! Do I have this right?
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) October 29, 2022
We aren't getting the whole Paul Pelosi story.
— Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) October 28, 2022
We definitely aren’t getting the whole story here. It’s possible that this was just a staged hoax for political purposes or Paul Pelosi was having homosexual sex with this man and they got into a fight. There might be other explanations that I’m not thinking of right now.
Either way, it is hard to know exactly what happened, but the original narrative certainly does not add up based on what we now know.
This Cannibal Corpse track should be Paul Pelosi’s official theme song. That’s the only thing I’m sure of.
Hell, he’s been married to a woman whose face has always looked like it was smashed in by a hammer so it totally fits.