The United States military has started evacuating people from the American embassy in Haiti as the country descends into chaos. There are reports that the country is being taken over by cannibal gangs and warlords.

Shockingly, all the money the Clinton Foundation poured into Haiti over the years did not fix any of their problems.

Such a shocker.

Either way, Haiti sure sounds like a real exciting place to be now. They say some gang leader who goes by the name “Barbeque” is going to take over the place.

I know nothing about this Barbeque guy, but he has my full support since the Jewish regime in Washington DC is in opposition to him seizing power. They’re trying to get Kenyan police sent in to restore order and Barbeque has vowed to fight them if they try to do this.

Barbeque should become the new dictator of Haiti. I’d be totally fine if this were to happen. It’d be one less country the Jews have power over. If he wants to make cannibalism legal in Haiti that’s his own business.