Alex Jones is claiming that sucking ding-dongs is better than World War III.

He’s also slept with 300 women and if he liked men, they’d be lining up for him.

And finally you should be proud if you like men and suck on ding-dongs. Disagree and you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

That’s a basic summary of this video clip. Owen Shroyer looked like he wanted to hide underneath the desk when Jones was making these comments.

But what do you think? Is sucking ding-dongs better than World War III? As fucked up as the world is right now, one could argue that World War III might provide the potential for some much needed improvements.