The selective service website crashed due to it being overwhelmed with traffic the other day.
Due to the spread of misinformation, our website is experiencing high traffic volumes at this time. If you are attempting to register or verify registration, please check back later today as we are working to resolve this issue. We appreciate your patience.
— Selective Service (@SSS_gov) January 3, 2020
The crash was not due to misinformation. This was obviously due to the fact that the American people are thrilled and super excited to fight a very big war against Iran.
After President Donald J. Trump courageously killed the Iranian terrorist mastermind General Qassem Soleimani, young American men flooded on to the website to make sure that they were eligible to be drafted so they can serve in this very awesome upcoming war.
Fighting the evil Iranian government to protect our greatest ally Israel is a very popular movement among America’s youth. It is so popular that we have even seen large numbers of young women also wanting to get in on the action. Several feminist groups have come out labeling the selective service system as sexist due to the fact that only men are allowed to register for it.
It’s obviously very sexist that only men are eligible to get drafted so they can fight and die in a war against Iran. Women should absolutely be afforded this same chance. Especially since we know how empowered young American women are.
Jewish lawyers are reportedly planning to file a number of lawsuits against the federal government forcing them to open up selective service registration to women. The lawsuits are expected to call out the federal government for engaging in discriminatory practices on the basis of sex by not allowing women to serve and die in a war against Iran.
Regardless of the outcome of these lawsuits, it is clear that America’s young men and women are very enthusiastic about fighting and dying in a very honorable and just war against Iran.
