Oh no, there’s a second Chinese balloon! This one reportedly over Latin America!

People are freaking out about this like it is the end of the world. It’s utterly retarded to be freaking out about some balloons. These people are only shitting themselves over this because the Jewish media and some assholes from the Pentagon are telling them to.

The most vocal people going crazy about it are Republicans and conservative types. Tom Fitton is claiming we are under attack.

Is it possible that these are spy balloons? Sure, anything is possible, but no proof has been presented that they are spy balloons. It is just conjecture and hearsay at this point. Even if they are spy balloons, I really couldn’t give a shit. Do people actually think the Chinese haven’t already been spying on America with satellites? So why go nuts about some balloons?

Everybody just need to calm the fuck down and chill out. It isn’t like the Chinese are sailing warships off the coast of California like the United States is to China via the Taiwan Strait.