The official autopsy report on Jeff Epstein’s death has finally been made public and it concludes that he committed suicide.

NY Post:

An official autopsy shows that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself by hanging, authorities said Friday.

The 66-year-old pedophile died in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in lower Manhattan last week, according to findings by the city Medical Examiner’s Office.

The multimillionaire was being held on federal sex-trafficking raps that could have sent him to prison for 45 years.

The autopsy and other evidence confirmed Epstein committed suicide, the ME’s office said without elaborating.

Officials said earlier this week the autopsy had been completed but that the medical examiner needed “further information” before determining Epstein’s official cause of death.

Esptein was found with a bed sheet wrapped around his neck. It had been tied to the top of a bunk bed in his jail cell, and he was found kneeling, leaning forward, creating a lethal noose.

I’d like to know why the medical examiner needed “further information” before making an official conclusion. And why would it take a full week for them to obtain this information?

There is literally nothing about this suicide narrative that adds up.

They want us to believe that Epstein was successfully able to hang himself on a bed post and break his neck with soft sheets.

They want us to believe that it was just a coincidence that he was let off of suicide watch prior to this happening.

They want us to believe that it was just a coincidence that the guards fell asleep for hours when all this took place.

And they want us to believe that there is nothing suspicious at all about there being no video footage these events in a prison of all places.

Even mainstream figures on Twitter are calling out this bullshit.

The whole story is implausible.

But since The New York Times says that anybody who questions the suicide narrative is a dangerous conspiracy theorist and probable terrorist, that’s what we’ll be told over and over again. It doesn’t matter that this is the same newspaper that promoted false conspiracy theories about Donald Trump and Russia for the past couple of years.

This shit just keeps getting crazier and crazier. I don’t know what else to say at this point.