Italy has just quarantined a quarter of their country’s population over the coronavirus spread.

BBC:

Italy has placed up to 16 million people under quarantine as it battles to contain the spread of coronavirus.

Anyone living in Lombardy and 14 other central and northern provinces will need special permission to travel. Milan and Venice are both affected.

Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte also announced the closure of schools, gyms, museums, nightclubs and other venues across the whole country.

The measures, the most radical taken outside China, will last until 3 April.

Italy has seen the largest number of coronavirus infections in Europe, with the number of confirmed cases jumping by more than 1,200 to 5,883 on Saturday.

Among the latest people to test positive is the army’s chief of staff. Salvatore Farina said he felt well and was self-isolating.

The strict new quarantine measures affect a quarter of the Italian population and centre on the rich northern part of the country that powers its economy.

So far over 100,000 people around the world have contracted it which means the number of people who actually have it is much higher.

These quarantines are a case of “too little, too late.”

Seeing millions of people die because of this is going to be one of the most entertaining things ever.

And unlike all of these people who are going to die from the coronavirus, I will not die from the coronavirus. That’s because I am immune from it.

I am immune from the coronavirus because I lift weights five hours a day and am in excellent physical condition.

I also got really sick after I binge-fucked a bunch of gook hookers and did not die.

So based on these facts there is no way that I will die from the coronavirus. It just won’t happen.