Hunter Biden is apparently suing the computer repair shop that had his laptop for violating his privacy.

I thought the contents of his laptop were a nothing burger and a conspiracy theory so I don’t get why he’s suing.

Plus, the contents of his laptop was actually really great for his personal brand. He’s quickly become my favorite Biden among all the Bidens.

I mean, how can you not respect a man who rakes in millions of dollars doing corrupt business deals around the world while spending his money on drugs and hookers? He’s just daring the government to arrest him and they’re too pussy to do anything about it.

The man is about as alpha as you can get. He should replace his dad and become the Democrat’s nominee for President of the United States in 2024. I would definitely consider voting for him.