I was wondering why gay Pete was nowhere to be found over the past several months. As it turns out, he was on maternity leave with this homosexual boyfriend/wife/husband or whatever with two kidnapped babies that they no doubt plan to use as sex toys.

Look at this photo, it is sick.

But that’s why he has been MIA as America faces a massive supply chain crisis. He used the two kidnapped babies as an excuse to go on a two month long gay sex binge with his faggot boyfriend.

He has no shame about this either. He has been acting like it was perfectly normal for him to be absent for two months as Transportation Secretary while the country is facing all sorts of transportation and supply chain issues.

A normal non-faggot would have immediately gone back to work and tried to come up with immediate solutions to these problems. But since he is a gay faggot, he has no solutions to the ongoing problems because the only thing he is good at is doing gay anal sex with men. It’s an absolute joke that some cocksucker like this holds a cabinet level position in the federal government. Faggots like Pete Buttplugger should be banned from holding any position in government local, state or federal.