Denmark’s government has just announced that foreign criminals will be banished to a remote island. This is a decent idea.


Foreign criminals sentenced to deportation are to be banished to a remote island off the coast of Denmark, the country’s government has announced.

Finance minister Kristian Jensen said the criminals will be detained at a facility on Lindholm, an uninhabited seven-hectare island in the province of Vordingborg.

The tough scheme was set up as part of an agreement between Denmark’s conservative coalition government and its anti-immigration ally, the Danish People’s Party (DF).

The DF’s official Twitter account celebrated the announcement by publishing an animated cartoon which shows a dark-skinned man being dumped by a ship on a desert island.

A spokesman for the party said: “Foreign criminals have no reason to be in Denmark. Until we can get rid of them, we will move them to the island of Lindholm, where they will be obliged to stay at the new deportation centre at night.

“There will be police there around the clock.”

They should also consider banishing faggots, trannies and other undesirable populations to the island as well.

My only complaint about this plan is that it appears as if they will still feed these foreign criminals and give them resources. I say to hell with that. Drop them off on the island and let them kill and rape each other.

You could put up cameras and live stream all the action on YouTube with a SuperChat feature for the spergs. Make it like a real life version of The Hunger Games complete with commentators and analysts calling the action.