Did Mitch McConnell get beat up or something? He looks like shit.

His hands are all bruised and are purple.

Seriously, this is not normal.

I’m wondering if he got threatened and beaten over the Supreme Court nomination of Amy Barrett. Because these bruises are a recent phenomenon. They didn’t just appear out of the ether and he certainly didn’t have these bruises a few weeks ago.

And sure, maybe he has some health problems he’s not telling people about, but there is a higher than zero chance that somebody beat him up for some sort of political reason. He has also said that there’s nothing wrong with him which is hard to believe considering his physical appearance.

I honestly don’t know what’s going on with this, but suffice to say this is some weird shit.