Jimmy Buffett is dead at the age of 76. He was a vastly overrated musician responsible for the very horrible song “Margaritaville.” This was a highly obnoxious song that got played over and over again at beach bars for no specifically good reason. The song mostly appealed to low IQ boomer-aged alcoholics who failed at life. It was one of the worst songs ever made.

The only people sad at his passing are retards like the retards at Barstool Sports.

I’m very glad that Buffett is dead and I hope that I never have to hear that shitty Margaritaville song ever again for the rest of my life.

I’d rather listen to a Michael Bolton track and Michael Bolton is the drizzling fucking shits. Just listen to this Michael Bolton song if you do not believe me. It’s the type of music you’d play to make a person seriously ponder suicide.

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