Only you can prevent forest fires said Smokey the Bear. Well Smokey, that’s sort of hard to do when the government organization you represent is the one burning down our forests.

The United States government is so incompetent that the organization tasked with maintaining our forests is burning them down.

If I were Smokey the Bear, I’d end my association with the United States government over this. Maybe the Russians can hire him. At least the Russians don’t appear to be burning down their forests.