So shocking to hear that the United States has a severe shortage of airline pilots.

Shocking I say. So shocking nobody could have possibly ever predicted this outcome outside of a few conspiracy theorists and racists on the Internet.

As a thought exercise, let’s review what happened in the past two years.

The government decided to shut down the economy and lock people in their homes over a fake pandemic. This drastically reduced the demand for air travel. The airliners would have gone bankrupt if it wasn’t for government bailouts. As a result, the need for pilots plunged and airliners offered severance packages to pilots who opted for early retirement.

Then the government forced people to take a deadly experimental injection over the fake pandemic as a condition of their employment. Many corporations including the airliners themselves made pilots take the shot. Lots of experienced and good pilots opted for retirement to avoid the poisonous needle rape.

So as a result of all that insanity, we have a total lack of airline pilots now. What a shocker.

Ultimately, the pilot shortage might not even matter because with inflation spiraling out of control, less and less people will be able to afford airline tickets. Airfares are more expensive than ever. It’s quite the mess no matter how you slice it.