Beto O’Rourke has officially announced that he is running for the presidency. Not only is this guy a Communist but he’s extremely weird. I have no idea why anybody thinks someone this weird should be in charge of the country. There’s really no way somebody this strange is going to win.

Here’s some of the things that have already come out about Beto and considering how weird he is, we can probably expect more.

He was previously arrested for DUI and burglary.

When he was a teenager he wrote a fictional story about murdering children.

He was in a strange punk rock band back in the 1990s.

And perhaps worst of all, he continues to make all sorts of bizarre hand gestures during public appearances. Take for instance his campaign announcement video which has already been mocked by late night television hosts.

But here’s the deal, Beto isn’t promising to give me $1,000 a month. So when given the choice of a candidate who won’t give me $1,000 a month and a candidate who will give me $1,000 a month, I will choose the candidate who will give me $1,000 a month. It’s simple math.