Under Justin Trudeau’s new policy, men’s bathrooms in the Canadian Parliament will have tampons available in them.

Trudeau likely pushed for this for selfish reasons.

Myself and many others have no doubt that he has a vagina and that his vagina bleeds quite regularly. It would be very embarrassing for Trudeau to deliver a televised speech and have period blood running down his leg. Therefore a large quantity of tampons must be made available to him in the parliament bathrooms.

His late father Fidel Castro must be quite ashamed that he bred a son with a bleeding vagina but it is what it is.