Well, this is certainly a bizarre story.
In the United Kingdom, a walrus got lost and ended up on the shores of a British town called Scarborough. The town council decided to cancel their New Year’s celebration with a fireworks display because they did not want to disturb the walrus. The walrus then proceeded to masturbate in front of the town folk.
A Walrus getting lost, ending up in Scarborough and then masturbating IN PUBLIC then having a sleep and then Scarborough Council cancelling the NYE fireworks display in case it woke him is the denouement of 2022. pic.twitter.com/LzCXZnasiy
— Pastor Alex (@PastorAlexLove) December 31, 2022
Why would you cancel a planned celebration over a masturbating walrus? This is just completely ridiculous.
I guess masturbating walruses take precedence over the happiness of the British people. It’s no different than what we see with the Ukraine war, only I would consider this far more embarrassing.
Just think about it, masturbating walruses are a higher priority for people in the British government than the British people themselves.
