A man was preparing to wage war against the lizard people after receiving a phone call from the President of the United States. Unfortunately, police tasered and detained him.
This is a real news story. A man was tasered and detained by police after telling them that he was preparing to wage war against the lizard people. He was armed with several weapons and informed police that he was taking action based on information he learned from Donald Trump.
Just because this guy was on meth doesn’t mean that he was wrong. I’d personally like to know more about the “alpha dragon” that this man said is holding Trump and his family hostage. It sounds like it could be quite the serious situation.