Maryland’s Republican Governor Larry Hogan has gone totally insane with coronavirus policing. He claimed the other day that people did not have a constitutional right to walk around without a mask on because he said so. He compared not wearing a mask to driving drunk.

Well Larry, I think people have a right to drive drunk so long as they don’t drive recklessly and hurt others. I also think the group Mothers Against Drunk Driving are a bunch of stupid cunts who need to respect the rights of drunk people. What do you think about that you fat retard?

But what is he saying here? He’s claiming that someone in government has the right to tell you what you can and can’t wear. This is of course total and complete bullshit. He has no right to do this. All you have to do is read the Ninth Amendment to see that this is unconstitutional.

Hogan has also setup a coronavirus snitch line so you can report people who aren’t following his unlawful and unconstitutional protocols.

I remember when we mocked East Germany for this type of snitching that went on. Well here it is in America.

I’d advise people to flood this email box and phone line with false complaints. For instance, you could tell the snitch line that you saw Governor Larry Hogan performing oral sex on a dog outside the governor’s mansion and that he was blowing the dog’s dick without a mask on.

He’s even talked about deploying coronavirus compliance units.

This is insanity. The people of Maryland should protest this fat tyrant. This moron should be harassed wherever he goes for his bullshit and illegal edicts.