Finally some good news here folks. The Pentagon has been developing an implantable microchip that can detect if you have the coronavirus and even help cure you of it.
Pentagon scientists working inside a secretive unit set up at the height of the Cold War have created a microchip to be inserted under the skin, which will detect COVID-19 infection, and a revolutionary filter that can remove the virus from the blood when attached to a dialysis machine.
The team at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) have been working for years on preventing and ending pandemics.
They assess the issues and come up with ingenious solutions, which at times appear more from a science fiction novel than a working laboratory.
One of their recent inventions, they told 60 Minutes on Sunday night, was a microchip which detects COVID infection in an individual before it can become an outbreak.
The microchip is sure to spark worries among some about a government agency implanting a microchip in a citizen.
Officials who spoke to the 60 Minutes team said the Pentagon isn’t looking to track your every move.
The Pentagon says that they don’t want to track and trace everything you do and that they are developing this implantable microchip because they love you. This has to be true.
After all, I’m sure we can trust people who work at a building shaped like a satanic symbol. These people have never lied about anything. Take for instance the Iraq war. Everything the Pentagon said about the Iraq war was 100 percent true. Anybody who says otherwise is an evil Nazi and a racist.
As soon as the Pentagon makes these implantable microchips available to the public, you should absolutely take one because only truthful and good people work at the Pentagon. And don’t worry about Christians telling you that this is part of a 666 Mark of the Beast system. Those people are obviously insane for not placing full trust in the fine folks at the United States Department of Defense.
