Even though this website tends to focus on not so serious matters like the Jewish retards who run the United States government, I thought it’d be a nice change of pace to cover something serious for a change. That serious thing being the world of professional wrestling. Unlike the US government, professional wrestling is something that deserves to be treated seriously and given respect. Plus, I need some content for the “Culture” section of the site and I’m tired of talking about homosexuals and trannies.
As some of you may or may not know, I’ve always been a big fan of professional wrestling. I believe that professional wrestling is one of the great American artforms. When done properly, there is nothing more entertaining than a well executed professional wrestling match.
Take in point Randy Savage versus Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania 3.
Or Bret Hart vs the British Bulldog in London for the Intercontinental Title at the 1992 Summerslam. The Bulldog was literally fucked up from previous drug use and because of Bret Hart’s excellent technical wrestling skills and psychology, they were able to put on a classic wrestling match.
Unfortunately, modern professional wrestling is not great. The entire industry has gotten soft. It was far better and more interesting when most of the wrestlers were on some combination of steroids, painkillers and cocaine. There’s only a handful of professional wrestlers left who seem to grasp what professional wrestling is supposed to be while also being good at doing it. Many of the younger professional wrestlers seem to think that wrestling is about being some spot monkey spamming a bunch of crazy high spots together even if the spots make no logical sense. They have it all wrong. Professional wrestling is largely about psychology and getting the audience invested in a match. The moves inside the match have to make sense and resemble an actual fight between two combatants with real grievances.
CM Punk is one of the few professional wrestlers still around that understands what professional wrestling is supposed to be. That’s why I was happy to see him come back to World Wrestling Entertainment or the World Wrestling Federation as it was called before the World Wildlife Faggots made them change their name. His promos are fantastic and his in ring work is mostly always solid. His ability to blur the lines between what’s real and what’s not is what makes his work and matches interesting.
He was forced out of All Elite Wrestling a few months back because the company was being mismanaged by morons and jealous faggots. He was by far their biggest star and they fucked it all up. The press conference he did where he called out all the dumb shit he was dealing with was fantastic. He got into how his former Jewish wrestler friend Colt Cabana tried to screw with him and how the Jew had a joint bank account with his mother. He covered all sorts of other grievances alongside that. The press conference sparked a fight back stage and other drama. The whole thing will probably be the subject of a future Dark Side of the Ring episode some day.
Either way, I am very much looking forward to watching CM Punk’s upcoming work with the WWE. Especially since this is probably going to be one of his final runs in the industry.
His early work on the independent circuit was great. He would regularly make fun of stupid whores and retards in High School gymnasiums.
Here he is calling a fan a homo and telling him he has a vagina during his first WWE run.
Harley Race who was a legitimate tough guy and one of the best wrestlers in the 1970s was a major influence on his early career.
The WWE better feature him in the main event of next year’s Wrestlemania or I’ll write another article expressing my dissatisfaction with their product.
