America is at war. We are at war against the balloon.

Fortunately, brave American freedom fighters are standing up against the balloon that threatens our way of life.

Brave patriots like Kari Lake.

And Ashley St. Clair.

Even fat beer drinkers from Missouri are doing their part to fight the balloon.

As Styxhexenhammer666 said, we need to tell this balloon to eat shit.

We must all do our part to fight the balloon in order to protect American freedoms.

Great American freedoms like homosexual butt sex, gay dildo parades, mass abortions, child tranny surgeries and the right to drive overpriced electric vehicles that ruin the environment.

This balloon threatens these precious freedoms and it is our duty as American patriots to defend these freedoms.