Ted Cruz a United States Senator from Texas, celebrated America’s Independence Day by posting a tweet declaring his love for the Israeli military. He claims that he was inspired by the courage of Israeli soldiers when he was just 5-years-old citing an obscure historical event that took place in Africa almost five decades ago.

Up until this point, I never even heard of this event that took place in Uganda involving these Jew hostages, Palestinians and Africans and I have a bit more understanding of world history than the average person. The fact that Cruz is referencing this and claiming he knew about it when he was 5-years-old is just ridiculous. It’s not even remotely believable.

On top of that, what the hell does this event have to do with Texas or America’s independence from the British? I don’t see the correlation between a bunch of Jewish terrorists and your average Texan.

Ted just loves sucking on that Jewish cock. He’s overdosing on Jewish cock in fact and should seek professional help for this disorder that he is suffering from.