Amtrak has halted their long-distance train routes over the looming railroad worker strike.

If the worker strike happens, it will be another significant blow to the already fragile American economy. The fact that Amtrak is halting some of their routes seems to indicate that the prospect of the strike going through is high.

Who knows though, maybe Transportation Secretary Pete Buttplug will take a break from breaking his boyfriend’s asshole to sort things out. What do you all think? Do you think Secretary Assplug has what it takes to get the job done?