Subway is saying that 10,000 people legally changed their name to “Subway” in exchange for the chance to get free Subway sandwiches for life.

This is obviously very disturbing but not shocking. I mean people were lining up to get a deadly fake vaccine shot in exchange for slices of pizza, donuts and other treats. So why wouldn’t 10,000 people legally change their name to “Subway” just for a chance to get free sandwiches?

What is shocking is how the Subway brand has survived for this long. For years they marketed their brand using that fat Jewish pedo Jared Fogle and followed that up by featuring the hated dyke women’s soccer player Megan Rapinoe in a cringe ad campaign.