Tesla is recalling all of their vehicles that they sold in the United States to fix some type of issue with the autopilot function. The total recall will impact around two million vehicles and involve an over the air software update for the system.

There has been some debate over if the term “recall” is appropriate for this situation but Tesla is required to call it a recall this per the NHTSA.

I hate Tesla vehicles for a number of reasons. They are electric cars and electric cars are for faggots who suck cocks. They are also very bad for the environment. When I see somebody driving around in a Tesla car, I automatically assume that they like a large dick in their gay butthole.

That aside, these vehicles are like computers on wheels. There’s way too much technology in them. The more technology you have in something, the more things can go wrong. The malfunctioning technology they put into these cars is what is forcing them to go through this.

Tesla cars are a prime example of how too many things in America are overengineered. We don’t need computers and technology in everything. This is especially true in cars. The core functionality needed for any car can mostly be achieved through analog or physical means. This autopilot shit sounds crazy any way and not something I would ever want in one of my cars.

We just need more analog and less digital with automobiles. Although for now, I’d be fine with this electric car faggotry fading into the dustbin of history.

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