Pete Buttplug otherwise known as Pete the Faggot Buttplug has pledged $1 billion to fight racist roads.

Racist roads are an obvious problem in America. We simply can’t have roads hating niggers like we do now. It’s the number one problem with our transportation system at the moment.

Once we eliminate all these racist roads we can move on to doing less important things. Less important things like ensuring the roads aren’t falling apart and are safe to drive on.

Having roads hating niggers is just not something we can have in our wonderful gay Jewish multicultural democracy.