A mentally ill man with a tiny micro sized penis decided to jump naked into the fish aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama. His penis is so small you don’t even really need to censor any of the pictures or videos because there’s literally nothing to see. He was arrested shortly after for a variety of criminal acts.
🚨#WATCH: As Alabama man gets arrested after taking a dive naked into the fish aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop⁰⁰📌#Leeds | #Alabama
⁰Witness the arrest of a 42-year-old man, Owens, who impulsively dove naked into the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, Alabama. The incident took… pic.twitter.com/g6VvWZ4EeM— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 6, 2024
The incident has sparked debate online. Some questioned if the man was a tranny who had his penis removed. Others said that he wasn’t a tranny and that he just had a very tiny penis. Some speculated that his very tiny penis was the result of shrinkage.
Wait, did he have one of the "special surgeries", born this way or "shrinkage"? pic.twitter.com/YOXujzVAB3
— Slim Wiggy🇺🇸 (@SlimWiggy) January 6, 2024
Where is his dick? Seriously, where is it. That's not shrinkage. That's scientific anomaly.
— MRS. MASSACRE (@Missus_Massacre) January 6, 2024
To be fair to the man, he may have been looking at images of the Jew Laura Loomer before entering the pool. This would have definitely resulted in his penis shrinking as some have correctly pointed out.
Laura Loomer causes shrinkage https://t.co/3ctBkk8Orv
— Happy Little Richard Cranium 🇮🇱🇺🇸 (@JDandTurkelton) January 7, 2024
Warning: Laura Loomer causes significant shrinkage pic.twitter.com/3TZSuQNc08
— Modern Man (@tooronlists) January 6, 2024
I mean, Loomer is one of the most ugly looking kikes on the Internet. Her face alone causes shrinkage. I’ve told her before that she should wear a paper bag over her head when she does livestreams as this would certainly improve her view numbers. The dumb bitch refuses to listen to me though.
Either way, we will probably never know what the real story is with this crazy man and his very tiny penis. It’s just another example of how America has turned into a ridiculous open air insane asylum. It’s a literal freak show.