Guess what folks. Vaping is serious business. If you vape you will end up dead. I learned this information by reading articles on Google News after I searched for the term “vaping.”

See these stories? If you vape you will die. We have indisputable evidence given to us by highly reputable news organizations.

There is no time to look at this situation from a reasonable and rational perspective. There is no time to figure out what’s going on and apply logic to it. Just assume that if you vape you will end up dead within 24 to 48 hours.

This is something we should absolutely be hysterical about. It is not a time to be calm. It is a time for mass panic.