In addition to a bunch of crazy shit that appeared on Donald Trump’s Twitter feed today, he made a brief television appearance and said that he ordered the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani to stop war!

Makes perfect sense. After all, assassinating people, especially beloved military commanders of foreign countries has been commonly used throughout history to prevent war.

One such example is the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. If he was not assassinated, just think of how big of a war there would have been. Millions would have certainly died if it wasn’t for his assassination.

Assassinating people absolutely stops wars. History has shown us this.