At the orange man’s coronavirus press conference today, he openly endorsed the idea of giving all Americans free money. In a sense, he is looking to implement a form of the free money or universal basic income plan that was a focus of Andrew Yang’s presidential campaign.

Even Mitt Romney has been talking about giving all Americans $1,000 a month.

Hilariously, there are people on social media claiming that it is a conspiracy to implement a fascist form of government.

I do not know if this is a conspiracy by the orange man to implement fascism. What I do know, is that I want my free money.

As far as I’m concerned this is long overdue. The Federal Reserve and the United States government has given trillions of dollars to banks and financial institutions for decades on end.

And shit, this money isn’t even real. It is just created on computers by Jews at the Fed, so what’s to stop them from creating 100 trillion dollars and giving it to the people? Sure, the money might not buy much if they create 100 trillion dollars as it would probably cause hyperinflation, but who gives a fuck?

I want my free fucking money now! Send the checks!