The global stock market is in turmoil over fears that the coronavirus is going to cause widespread death and widespread death is not considered by many to be good for business. As I write this, the Dow is down like 900 points or some shit.

CNBC:

Stocks fell sharply on Monday as the number of coronavirus cases outside China surged, stoking fears of a prolonged global economic slowdown from the virus spreading.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average traded 979 points lower at the open, or 3.4%. The S&P 500 slid 3.2% while the Nasdaq Composite traded 4% lower.

Monday’s drop put the Dow on pace for its biggest one-day point drop since February 2018, when it lost more than 1,000 points.

I honestly couldn’t care less if the stock market crashes. The stock market is just a mechanism for Jews to engage in financial trickery and fraud.

If the stock market lost all of its value, I would find that very funny and laugh. Because the group of people who would be hurt the most would be Jews and stupid materialistic boomers.

Plus, a global stock market crash would actually be very good for me financially. That’s because most of my wealth is in hard assets, gold and bitcoins. I also own lots of guns that I can use to prevent people from stealing my gold and bitcoins.