North Korea has put out some sort of official statement stating that Joe Biden is a rabid dog who should be beaten to death with a stick.

The Sun:

NORTH Korea has dubbed Donald Trump’s presidential rival Joe Biden a “rabid dog” which needs to be put down for slandering dictator Kim Jong-un.

The official KCNA news agency did not say how Biden had insulted the North’s leader, Kim Jong Un, but chillingly said the “time has come for him to depart his life”.

It was not immediately clear which of Biden’s comments provoked North Korea’s anger. The Democrat has accused Trump of cozying up to “dictators and tyrants” and has been highly critical of his summitry with Kim, calling the meetings “three made-for-TV summits”.

Misspelling Biden’s name, KCNA said the former vice president was showing signs of “the final stage of dementia,” and the “time has come for him to depart his life”.

In a commentary, it said “such a guy had the temerity to dare slander the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK,” using the North’s official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

“It was the last-ditch efforts of the rabid dog expediting his death,” KCNA said.

“Rabid dogs like Baiden (sic) can hurt lots of people if they are allowed to run about.

“They must be beaten to death with a stick, before it is too late.”

Sure, maybe this was mistranslated and maybe this was a hit piece to make the North Koreans look bad.

I don’t believe either of those things though. I believe this was an accurate quote because Joe Biden is a piece of shit and there are all sorts of people who hate the creepy old fuck.

So it does not surprise me in the least that the North Koreans would issue an official statement saying on the record that they want to beat him to death with a stick. It makes sense considering everything we know about Joe Biden.