Hurricane Dorian the hurricane that everyone is saying is going to kill every living thing in Florida, is stalled just outside of the state.
#Dorian is now a Category 2 hurricane with winds of 110 mph. It is beginning to slowly pull away from Grand Bahama Island, and is now moving northwest at 2 mph. pic.twitter.com/buxcLJfA5f
— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) September 3, 2019
This might be because Donald Trump nuked it or somebody in the United States government who controls the weather by pushing buttons used the HAARP system to redirect the hurricane away from Florida.
Of course, I cannot say definitively if any of these things are true. All I know is that if this hurricane hits Florida, everyone is going to die and the apocalypse will commence.
