Americans are out in mass buying guns and ammunition which is not surprising considering that we are now in the midst of a biological apocalypse.

AP:

The world’s largest gun store, in metro Atlanta, has had lines that are six and eight people deep. A gun store in Los Angeles had lines that stretched down the block. And at least one store in Idaho put limits on sales after its shelves were nearly cleared out.

Just as grocery stores have been stripped bare by Americans panicked by coronavirus, guns and ammunition have started flying off the shelves. Retailers say the buying frenzy is being fueled by consumers who are worried that people are becoming so desperate and unpredictable, they need to ensure they can protect themselves.

“It’s been insane,” said Jay Wallace, who owns Adventure Outdoors in Smyrna, Georgia, adding that his ammunition sales are up more than five times the usual numbers. “This is like a Rod Serling ‘Twilight Zone’ episode.”

Buying firearms and ammunition is definitely necessary to defend your stash of toilet paper. Toilet paper will soon become worth many times more than the United States dollar since the Federal Reserve has chosen to create trillions of dollars on their computers in a failing effort to prop up the stock market.

Just face the reality of the situation, we are all fucked. The economy is going to collapse and everyone is going to die.

This may sound depressing, but look at the bright side. All of the chaos is going to be very funny to witness. And as an American you’ll get a front row seat to the freak show that’s about to unfold.