Just another coincidence goyim. Don’t ask any questions.
Footage from at least one camera in the hallway outside the cell where authorities say Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself is unusable by investigators probing his death — although other captures nearby are clearer, according to a new report.
Three people familiar with the investigation by the FBI and the Justice Department’s inspector general told the Washington Post that it wasn’t immediately known why some of the footage from outside the disgraced financier’s cell is too flawed to review — or what precisely can be seen in portions that are usable.
It’s unclear whether the flaw in the footage affected only a small segment of what was recorded, or whether it’s a persistent problem at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, where Epstein was housed, the paper reported.
A Bureau of Prisons spokesperson declined to comment to the outlet, as did FBI spokespeople, the Justice Department and the US Attorney’s Office in Manhattan.
Surely, this was just another coincidence. Just like it was coincidence that both the jail guards fell asleep, that he was taken off of suicide watch and that he managed to hang himself with a soft sheet while breaking all sorts of bones in his neck with said soft sheet.
The New York Times and other Jewish media outlets are right to call people crazy conspiracy theorists for suggesting that something strange happened here.
