JPMorgan’s CEO Jamie Dimon Wants Crypto Banned
Hey Jamie, why don't you go fuck yourself in the ass with your tiny penis.
Cosmopolitan Promotes Satanic Ritual Abortion
Thanks for confirming that abortion is satanic.
Consumer Reports Confirm That Electric Cars Suck
Electric cars are horrible and they turn people into gay homosexuals.
Russia’s Supreme Court Bans LGBTQ Faggotry
Other countries need to follow Russia's lead on this.
Elon Tells Blackmailers to Go Fuck Themselves
I wish he would have told the Israelis that too.
Deadspin Falsely Accuses Kid at Chiefs Game of “Blackface”
If no "racisms" are being committed, they have to invent "racisms."
Sports Illustrated Used AI-Generated Content With Fake Writers
Not even Sports Illustrated can be honest with their readers.
