Documenting clown world is difficult because the more you document clown world the more you feel yourself descending into the insanity that is clown world.

Here’s another story that proves how we are truly living in clown world.

In Australia, an old vegan skank is suing her neighbors over their BBQ cooking.

9 News:

A Perth vegan has taken her neighbours all the way to the Supreme Court, demanding they stop smoking, bouncing balls and even cooking barbecues in the backyard.

Cilla Carden, from Girrawheen, in Perth’s northern suburbs said she’s fed up with the smell of meat cooking on the barbecue next door.

“They’ve put it there so I smell fish, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my backyard, I can’t go out there.”

Ms Carden, a massage therapist, is also furious at cigarette smoke wafting into her yard and the sound of children playing with basketballs next door.

“It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep,” she said.

But one neighbour invited 9News into the backyard, to show that he’s removed the barbecue and told his children to stop playing basketball.

Ms Carden is so upset she has taken her neighbours to the State Administrative Tribunal and the Supreme Court.

This woman is obviously a mentally disturbed freak. I mean, vegans are weird to begin with but to bitch about somebody else doing BBQs and children bouncing basketballs is completely retarded. If such things bothered her so much, why didn’t she get a place that wasn’t around anybody else?

This bitch has also hit the wall a long time ago so this is a pathetic cry for attention.

But man, her behavior makes me think we should start classifying vegans as anti-meat terrorist radicals who should be rounded up and put into concentration camps.