When Alex Jones isn’t busy exposing the Chinese Communists destroying America, he apparently jerks off to tranny porn.

Surely, someone like Jones would not jerk off to tranny porn at work. I agree with Anglin’s theory on this situation. The Chinese Communists must have hacked his phone and planted the tranny porn in his browser history. This was done to undermine his effort in exposing their plan to destroy America.

I’m not convinced in the alternative theory claiming that Jones did this intentionally. This theory claims that Jones purposefully wanted people to think that he is a homosexual who jerks off to tranny porn. He would have done this to get the big social media companies to reinstate him. That’s because these companies have an unwritten policy of not banning faggots.

But there’s no way that Jones is a faggot who jerks off to tranny porn. A man like Jones who consumes large amounts of Super Male Vitality and Brainforce can’t be gay. It is just not scientifically possible. So yes, Jones must have been the victim of a Chinese Communist hacking conspiracy. That is the only logical explanation.