Every so often I type in “Adolf Hitler” into Google News. I do this to humor myself because the results are always over the top with stories containing absurd lies and exaggerations.
Take for instance this story from the Daily Star. It turns out that Hitler had planned a NAZI DEATH STAR that could melt people and turn cities into ash!
This is quite the interesting fact that I did not previously know!
Hanzel Und Gretyl one of my favorite industrial metal bands of the 1990s even did a song about this so everything in that article must be true.
So not only was Hitler a drug addict and a sex pervert with one testicle but he was building a NAZI DEATH STAR to melt people into ash!